Jim Ryan and Madison Ostergren — the self-proclaimed Strava Outlaws — just set a new speed record on the Middle Teton's Ellingwood Couloir, car-to-car, moving through terrain that would make most people sit down and reconsider their choices. These two have been quietly building a reputation as the fastest human-powered skier-mountaineers in the Tetons, and the Ellingwood line is not a place where you want to be anything less than precise. Meanwhile, Finland now has two resorts spinning lifts: Levi and Ruka both opened this morning on stockpiled snow, committing to seven-month seasons that'll run through May. Faction just released the official trailer for its 26/27 Global Film Tour — three short films, premieres already rolling — and the Andes continue to exist in a parallel dimension where winter refuses to end. Valle Nevado: 574 centimeters. That's not a typo. Tuesday has teeth.