Three hurricanes are spinning across the Pacific simultaneously — Karina, Lowell, and Marie — the first triple-header since 1974, and it's all being fueled by the same El Niño pattern that every forecaster in the Northern Hemisphere is watching with wide eyes. The Andes, meanwhile, remain absurdly deep: Valle Nevado is holding at 533 centimeters, Portillo at 295cm, La Parva at 244cm, Las Leñas at 241cm. That's an entire hemisphere of skiing that refuses to quit. TGR's office is apparently losing it with 15 days until the world premiere of Actually, It Is Rocket Science in Jackson Hole — their latest teaser has the whole crew making crash noises, which feels about right. Backcountry Magazine just sounded the alarm on the USDA's proposal to gut the Roadless Rule, New Zealand's Mount Cheeseman is already done for the season, and meteorologist Matt Makens just dropped his own El Niño winter forecast. Friday has teeth.