Kai Jones just reminded everyone what TGR teaser season is supposed to feel like. The clip — ripped from Beyond the Fantasy — shows Jones dropping into a line so steep and consequential it looks like a rendering error, and it's exactly the kind of thing that starts appearing in your feed when the film houses flip the switch. TGR's countdown to premiere is loud and getting louder. Meanwhile, the Andes continue to operate on a different plane of existence: Valle Nevado is holding at 516 centimeters, Portillo — now confirmed into October — sits at 284cm, and La Parva is stacked at 246cm. Across the border, Las Leñas is riding a healthy 224cm base. Eight grizzly bears just took over the summit of Glacier National Park's third-highest peak, Zermatt locked its glacier lifts to Swiss national team skiers only, and NOAA is already putting out early El Niño signals for next winter. Film season is live. The Southern Hemisphere is still gorging. August is earning its keep.